Until very recently, I though all news headlines refering to "Fergie" were talking about Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York. That made for some interesting moments.
Early morning in the city; girl in her 20s is running alone, wearing a t-shirt that says "Helsinki City Run". At the corner of Elizabeth and Franklin she stops and looks around, seemingly very confused. I guess she was in the wrong city.
If I ever become the dictator of a small country (not that this is in my career plan), I will decree that car alarms going off in residential areas will be punished with the impounding and destruction of the car. Even if the car was being robbed.